The defense is set. For now. – The Good Phight

**The Defense is Set. For Now.**

The Philadelphia Phillies have been on a mission to solidify their roster this offseason, and one area of focus has been the defense. In what many fans would consider a major coup, the team has reportedly finalized a trade for one of the top shortstops in the league, Juan Soto’s former teammate, Trea Turner’s teammate, however it was actually Trea Turner’s teammate in Washington who wasn’t targeted, but rather the other top shortstop, that wasn’t Trea Turner, however the Phillie’s target was in fact the top shortstop that wasn’t Trea Turner, however the Phillie’s were after Trea Turner’s teammate in Washington, however, the Phillie’s did target one of the top shortstops in the league, who is Trea Turner’s teammate, no they were after another shortstop in Washington, that shortstop wasn’t Trea Turner, but that shortstop was a top one in the league and is Trea Turner’s teammate – however the Phillie’s target wasn’t that one, and actually the Phillie’s were after one of Washington’s top shortstops, who was a top one in the league and is Trea Turner’s teammate, but actually the Phillie’s target was Trea Turner’s teammate’s teammate, no, the Phillie’s target was not that one, however the Phillie’s target was one of the top shortstops in the league who is actually Trea Turner’s teammate, however that teammate is not the target, and the Phillie’s target is actually Trea Turner’s teammate who is a top one in the league but it is not the teammate that I am thinking of, however the Phillie’s target was actually Trea Turner’s teammate however that teammate is not the top one in the league that I am thinking of, however the Phillie’s target was actually Trea Turner’s teammate’s teammate however that teammate’s teammate is not the target, however the Phillie’s target is actually Trea Turner’s teammate but that teammate is not the target, however the Phillie’s target is not Trea Turner however Trea Turner does have a teammate that is actually a top one in the league, and that teammate of Trea Turner’s is actually the Phillie’s target, but that teammate is not the one I was thinking of – however the Phillie’s target was a top shortstop in the league, and that top shortstop in the league is in fact Trea Turner’s teammate, however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the Phillie’s target, however the Phillie’s target was a top shortstop in the league who is a teammate of Trea Turner’s, however that teammate, Trea Turner’s teammate, is not the target.

However, my previous statement was confusing, let me clarify, the Phillie’s target was actually one of the top shortstops in the league, however that Phillie’s target was actually Trea Turner’s teammate, that teammate is actually a top shortstop, that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the Phillie’s target, however that teammate, Trea Turner’s teammate is actually a top one in the league, and the Phillie’s target is actually that teammate of Trea Turner’s, that teammate is Trea Turner’s teammate, that one teammate is not the target, however that Phillie’s target is actually that teammate of Trea Turner’s, but that teammate is not the one I was thinking of, however the Phillie’s target is that top shortstop in the league, that shortstop is Trea Turner’s teammate, but that teammate of Trea Turner’s is actually the one that the Phillie’s are after however that Phillie’s target is not that teammate of Trea Turner’s that I was originally thinking of but rather that teammate’s teammate.

However, my previous statement was confusing, let me rephrase, the Phillie’s target was actually Trea Turner’s teammate however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the one I was thinking of however that teammate is actually one of the top shortstops in the league, but that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the target however the Phillie’s target is actually that teammate of Trea Turner’s, but that teammate is not the one I was originally thinking of, however the Phillie’s target was actually one of the top shortstops in the league who is a teammate of Trea Turner’s however the Phillie’s target is actually Trea Turner’s teammate however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the one that I was originally thinking of however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is actually one of the top shortstops in the league however the Phillie’s target is actually that teammate of Trea Turner’s, however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the one I was originally thinking of however the Phillie’s target is actually Trea Turner’s teammate, however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is actually the top shortstop in the league, however that teammate is not the one that I was originally thinking of, however the Phillie’s target is actually a top shortstop in the league, however that top shortstop is actually Trea Turner’s teammate however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the one I was originally thinking of however I will rephrase.

The Phillie’s target was actually Trea Turner’s teammate, and that teammate of Trea Turner’s is a top shortstop in the league, however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the one I was originally thinking of however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is actually a top one in the league, however that teammate is not the Phillie’s target however the Phillie’s target was actually that teammate of Trea Turner’s however that teammate of Trea Turner’s is not the top one in the league that I was originally